the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

my dad is sitting on the couch behind me and i cant read this cool fic why whyyyyy

brucetimms:

Ben Affleck on Real Time with Bill Maher

the ben affleck obsession is coming back why 

We have quite a few women directing this season, and I think that’s just really important because there’s somehow this crazy misconception that women don’t do horror, don’t like horror. And the truth is, we’re just like the guys. We like everything, and we can do it just as well as the guys if not better. —Gale Anne Hurd, 10/2/14 (via carolantern)

i spent the last 4 hours editing a 5 minute video and im so exausted i feel my head is gonna explode and the worst thing is that i still have to mail the video to the teacher and its 2am and this shit wont load help 

im-an-octopus:

Guardians of the Galaxy headcanon that one day Rocket gets his hands on some Terran films and gives them to Quill. Not knowing what types of films they are or when they were even made, the group sits down to watch them.

Unfamiliar with the concept of movies, the best Quill can do to explain them is to describe them as “A method of Terran documentation”.

They’re all mesmerized. Drax gestures enthusiastically as he cries out heartily in support of what he sees. Gamora remains relatively stoic, though her lips are parted ever so slightly; revealing how impressed she is of the Terran events. Rocket and Groot’s eyes grow wide as either of them are unable to process what the hell they are even watching.

Peter just puffs out his chest and smiles. Proud as hell of his home planet.

Those movies are Sharknado 1 & 2

bitch-media:

From Amy Lam’s article "Nicki Minaj’s Unapologetic Sexuality is Not a Crisis"

When Minaj received negative feedback after releasing the cover art for “Anaconda,” she took to her Instagram to highlight the inconsistent and—let’s be honest—racist reactions to her displaying her own body. She wrote“Angelic. Acceptable. Lol” alongside photos of white Sports Illustrated models, topless and arching their backs, with their barely-covered bottoms on the cover of the magazine.

When Lady Gaga uses her body as a form of expression, she’s an “artist.” When Nicki Minaj owns her own hypersexuality, she’s slut-shamed.  

Where was the outcry against Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” when she laid about nude on a puffy pink cloud, with a small piece of fluff covering her bum? Did folks call Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” a piece of pornography when she salaciously licked a sledgehammer and writhed around naked on an actual wrecking ball? Did Jennifer Aniston face disparaging criticism for her strip scenes in last year’s We’re The Millers? Nope, they asked her how she got in shape for the role.  

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