the signs as criminals
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
leo: violent protest leader
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
pisces: drug dealer
my dad is sitting on the couch behind me and i cant read this cool fic why whyyyyy
the ben affleck obsession is coming back why
We have quite a few women directing this season, and I think that’s just really important because there’s somehow this crazy misconception that women don’t do horror, don’t like horror. And the truth is, we’re just like the guys. We like everything, and we can do it just as well as the guys if not better. —Gale Anne Hurd, 10/2/14 (via carolantern)
i spent the last 4 hours editing a 5 minute video and im so exausted i feel my head is gonna explode and the worst thing is that i still have to mail the video to the teacher and its 2am and this shit wont load help
Guardians of the Galaxy headcanon that one day Rocket gets his hands on some Terran films and gives them to Quill. Not knowing what types of films they are or when they were even made, the group sits down to watch them.
Unfamiliar with the concept of movies, the best Quill can do to explain them is to describe them as “A method of Terran documentation”.
They’re all mesmerized. Drax gestures enthusiastically as he cries out heartily in support of what he sees. Gamora remains relatively stoic, though her lips are parted ever so slightly; revealing how impressed she is of the Terran events. Rocket and Groot’s eyes grow wide as either of them are unable to process what the hell they are even watching.
Peter just puffs out his chest and smiles. Proud as hell of his home planet.
Those movies are Sharknado 1 & 2