i spent the last 4 hours editing a 5 minute video and im so exausted i feel my head is gonna explode and the worst thing is that i still have to mail the video to the teacher and its 2am and this shit wont load help 

im-an-octopus:

Guardians of the Galaxy headcanon that one day Rocket gets his hands on some Terran films and gives them to Quill. Not knowing what types of films they are or when they were even made, the group sits down to watch them.

Unfamiliar with the concept of movies, the best Quill can do to explain them is to describe them as “A method of Terran documentation”.

They’re all mesmerized. Drax gestures enthusiastically as he cries out heartily in support of what he sees. Gamora remains relatively stoic, though her lips are parted ever so slightly; revealing how impressed she is of the Terran events. Rocket and Groot’s eyes grow wide as either of them are unable to process what the hell they are even watching.

Peter just puffs out his chest and smiles. Proud as hell of his home planet.

Those movies are Sharknado 1 & 2

bitch-media:

From Amy Lam’s article "Nicki Minaj’s Unapologetic Sexuality is Not a Crisis"

When Minaj received negative feedback after releasing the cover art for “Anaconda,” she took to her Instagram to highlight the inconsistent and—let’s be honest—racist reactions to her displaying her own body. She wrote“Angelic. Acceptable. Lol” alongside photos of white Sports Illustrated models, topless and arching their backs, with their barely-covered bottoms on the cover of the magazine.

When Lady Gaga uses her body as a form of expression, she’s an “artist.” When Nicki Minaj owns her own hypersexuality, she’s slut-shamed.  

Where was the outcry against Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” when she laid about nude on a puffy pink cloud, with a small piece of fluff covering her bum? Did folks call Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” a piece of pornography when she salaciously licked a sledgehammer and writhed around naked on an actual wrecking ball? Did Jennifer Aniston face disparaging criticism for her strip scenes in last year’s We’re The Millers? Nope, they asked her how she got in shape for the role.  

Continue reading on BitchMedia.org. 

i watched a 2 hour long movie in 1 hour the power of skipping!!!!!! 

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl.  (via wordsnquotes)

anthony mackie is reaaaally cute but hes also reaaaaaaaally hot and im very confused 

» Meeting Ariana Grande, Then and Now.

etherealpussy:

jackanthonyfernandez:

omg this is messy as fuck

they came with receipts too
she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites

communicants:

Chungking Express (Wong Kar-wai, 1994)

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